im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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