nutella sex= disaster
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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