at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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