His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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