Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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