FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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