Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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