And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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