So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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