so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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