its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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