ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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