So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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