Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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