I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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