This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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