You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
