There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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