This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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