chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am available for nakedness
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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