just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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