I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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