i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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