my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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