She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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