new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Terrible idea I love it
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
