Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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