Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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