what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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