I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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