I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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