Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The feeling are messing with the penis
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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