Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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