You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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