I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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