we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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