It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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