he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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