last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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