R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just found puke in my bra..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Will exercising make me less horny?
Do plants get herpes?
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