haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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