Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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