He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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