i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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