He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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