If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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