at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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