I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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