...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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