We're like a lot better than the average bears
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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