im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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