Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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