The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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