Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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